He ate my heart

well hello bby~ DUMPING MY PSYCHO OLI ON YOU AS REQUESTED~ (n bc I luv u obv)

ok, so long story short, oliver is a psychopath. srsly just ask anyone (namely cris, Justin, lux, and now lau c;) he's seriously twisted, and he's incapable of feeling any empathy to anyone. he's delusional, obsessive and he's convinced himself he's returned from the dead because of cris (his ex) and so now he's kind of made his life revolve around her and its creepy as fk tbh.

anyway, despite all that, he likes to toy with pretty girls (and Amanda seyfried is fking hot) and so here's a little plot thing I've just thought up~

oli is a hunter, which means part of his job is to hunt down stray humans and turn them in. so maybe he finds mel one day, but instead of locking her up, she lets her go. he puts up a front in front of girls as this really sweet charming guy, so he'd just be all ~blush blush ~tormented over the vamp/human thing and in the end be all dramatic and be like JUST GO I CAN'T DO THIS JOB ANYMORE /sob

anywayyyy so I'm thinking they keep ~accidentally~ meeting up and he just keeps playing her around, trying toget her to fall in love bc he's a dick and likes to see people get hurt. if she doesn't (or if it gets too boring) hell just switch back to his usual demeanour and be like bitch you fucking owe me now get on your knees and suck or I'll throw you into the fucking dungeons.

hohoho he's a bitch that one.

anyway what do you think? c: edit/reject~

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YESYESYESYES

OLIVER WANTS TO KILL HIMSELF

I LOVE IT AND I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP

#MELIVER

OMG CHRISTINA YOU KILL ME

I SHIP THIS SO MUCH

QUEEN OLIVER AND HIS TANTRUMS AND KING MEL CASUALLY TELLING HIM TO MAN UP

YOUCOMPLETEME

omfodhsjakaka YES.

dude he's never going to admit that he has feelings omg

HE'S A PSYCHOPATH WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

okeshsiskand I've got an ideaaaaa kinda thing idk basically he's going to go visit his shrink and he's basically gunna tell him he's got feelings and olis gunna be like um no I don't lol but hell start thinking about it and start to get angry and go to mel and be like u bitch not gunna see you anymore bye


but totally misses her (but doesn't realise it) and eventually find her and be like FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT and just be like I couldve killed you instead of just leaving you and expect that to be him telling her he likes her

idk I see him as like unable to handle these feelings he's never had before and freaking out and continuing his ~I'm better than u attitude but he tells her how he feels in her own way. like if they're together and idk some dog is barking and mel gets annoyed at the sound he'd kill that dog and be like there u go c: and just assume that meant I like u

god why is he such a hussy

Hiiii! I figured I'd pop on here and give you a more detailed run on some of my charries and wut not ^^

Isadora/Izzy & Melinda - Well, as I've kinda said, Isadora and Izzy are two different people. Isadora is the pure crimson side of Izzy that came alive when Izzy died in a plane crash some odd years ago. Isadora is completely aware of Izzy, and hates her, but Izzy is NOT aware of Isadora at all. Izzy's kind and sweet, Isadora is a bitch. Like, I'm not terribly sure how accurate this may be, but I think she's more insane than Oliver. So, Mel and Izzy, we talked about them meeting, and Izzy would totally offer her a place to stay, her farm is more outside of the city so she'd be relatively safe there. And Izzy'd protect her from Oliver that first time Oliver tries to kill her xD.

Isadora however, will try to kill her, even more so if she knows it will upset Oliver, as Isadora and Oliver are going to have a run in and she's going to piss him off because of her affinity. Isadora (and izzy obvs.) has a force field, if she's like..close enough to hug someone than she can protect someone else too, but yeah. So Isadora will probably hate Melinda, simply because Izzy likes her.

Laurel & Melinda - Laurel isn't as...ENSLAVE THE HUMANS, as the rest of her family, she kinda doesn't give a shit. She'd probably actually get along with Melinda quite well, unless she found out about Oliver. She'd probably tell Melinda she needed to stay away from the psycho. But yeah. That's all I got for that.

Daryll & Melinda - Daryll is a hunter. And he hates humans. The end.

Charlotte & Melinda - Charlotte is a pet human in the citadel, Leavinus (the Monarch) is her...well Owner I suppose is the right term. She's pretty timid, she's quiet and she's a scaredy cat. But she's very intillegent, she's kind when she musters up the courage to talk to people, I don't know if they'd ever meet, but she'd probably do her best to help Melinda out if she needed it.

So yeah, just wanted to throw all that at you ^^

melinda&&izzy/isadora: Oh this is going to be so confusing for Mel. Lmao. I mean, I may get confused a bit too, but I may understand more than she does. I could see her appreciating Izzy helping her when Oliver tries to hurt her, but once she starts getting not-so-annoyed with him and if Isadora tries to hurt him she'll probably end up pulling out her gun and attempting to defend him whether it'll work or not.

melinda&&laurel: Sounds good to me! Mel could always use more friends in her life--she probably wouldn't be the friendliest friend ever. Just a warning. xD

melinda&&daryll: WELL SHE DOESN'T LIKE HIM EITHER! xD

melinda&&charlotte: Maybe Charlotte knows her younger brother who was kidnapped by the vampires?? And she can find Mel one day and tell her he's alive? Or something?

melinda&&oliver [meliver]: And then she'd just tilt her head, look at Sergeant Major, he'd snort at her and wag his tail and she'd shrug. Very confused but giving no fucks. xD